Fan: Are Soon Shin… and Shin Daepyo… really dating? Will there ever be a day that Soon Shin doesn’t make him at a loss of words?
IU: That sort of thing won’t happen to Soon Shin~~
Fan: ㅠㅠ Is that so.. We’re fine with it.. already mentally prepared for a hug scene or kiss scene. Please speed up the progress.
Fan: You’ll tell us when you’ll be back from your shower right?
IU: I’m going in now~ See you in 20 mins~
Fan: Zomg… 20 mins…ㅜ.ㅜ
Fan: Where in the world did she go?
IU: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ saving this pic
Fan: Thank you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Fan: Actually you should sing a duet with a female singer in your new album… hehehe… just thinking…keke
IU: That’s not a bad idea. Adopting this suggestion.
Fan: Male high school students will totally love it hehe
Fan: This week’s ratings will cross the 30% mark. YES or NO?
IU: (photo caption) “Omo kid. You’re worrying for nothing! That kind of thing won’t happen to us.”
Ask the all-knowing Gilja ahjumuni.
Fan: Actually to be honest, there are no interesting comments, right? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
IU: Is that so… Is everyone competing for quantity rather than quality..
Fan: How does it feel when you say you’re ugly?
IU: The same as when someone says I’m not.
Fan: Shin daepyo is quite short..
IU: Nono he’s just the right height difference with Soon Shin
Fan: What do you eat while waiting during Inkigayo?.?.?.?.?.?
IU: Pumpkin juice?
Fan: What do you think of Soon Shin’s slow progress with Shin daepyo?
IU: Faster than walking to Jindo (Note: Wordplay on “jindo”, which can mean progress or a place in Korea) in Jeollanam island..
Fan: Please give us a spoiler for YTBLSS, I’m really curious so even if it’s just a preview..
IU: Episode 30… will be interesting..
Fan: Aren’t you going to upload a commemoration selca today???„???ㅠ
IU: (insert selca) I wish I looked like that
Fan: Who’s nastier, Song Miryeong or Soon Shin’s umma?
IU: Kim Gyeongsook (Note: Song Miryeong’s name in the past.)
Fan: Cho PD deserves a scolding. Seeing that you’re not going to be talking about your new album..
IU: I’ll tell him the fans are scolding him…
Fan: Are you going to include any summer songs in your new album? Like a remake!
IU: The question is will the album be out by summer?! hahahahaha
Fan: How long is your fringe now?
IU: More than 80% unable to stand it any longer up to the tip of my nose.
Fan: Isn’t your comeback… going to be in summer…? Since February, I’ve been surviving until now with the knowledge that you’ll be making your comeback in the first half of the yearㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Why do you say it’s not in the first half of thye year now?! Why?!!!!!
IU: It’s not within my control.. Minsoo oppa.. tut tut
-Something about the food chain of LOEN and IU’s fans. not sure abt this one. skipping-
Fan: Ah by the way had the trickster Shin Junho given up yet??
I think I saw him on TV, teaching in some village..
IU: There are rumours about seeing him being an interviewer for court-appointed lawyers too..
Fan: Why do you only reply to certain fans…you’re so cold.. are you a fridge?
IU: You’re so senti (sentimental), are you a ruler?
Fan: Why does Soon Shin make us feel so dabdab (stuffy/suffocating)?
IU: It’s better than odabodab (wrong answer)..
Fan: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Have you seen this yet?
IU: Oh I was pretty then.. should I cut my fringe again?
Fan: You seem like the sort to use a lot of emoticons but you haven’t used any so far ‘ㅇ’
IU: Ah who uses that type of emoticon nowadays ㅋㅋㅋ I’m at a loss for words ㅡ3ㅡ
Fan: Why is your arm so skinny? Put on some weight..
IU: An anti (hater/anti-fan). An anti has appeared.
Fan: ㅡ_ㅓDo you know what this is?
A ㅡ_ㅡ expression hiding behind this ㅣ wall
IU: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Accepted
Fan: Whenever people see the bracelet (IU gave fans bracelets previously on her birthday), they ask me whether these are Buddhist prayer beads.. tut (Note: They seriously do look like Buddhist stuff.. I almost wanted to ask one of the fans hahaha)
IU: You’re right, they are Buddhist prayer beads though.. (rofl is she for real)
Fan: IU recently gained a lot of weight, is that right? (Asked in a very act cute manner)
IU: How did I manage to understand what you’re saying?
Fan: If you do crying scenes at night, won’t your face get bloated? It’ll be very bloated..
if you take NG into account;;;
IU: So that’s why recently I’m trying to believe… that it’s just my face being bloatedㅜㅜ
Fan: You look better without a fringe, just cut it.
IU: What does this mean? Someone please explain for me.
Fan: Noona I’m going to buy this top, is that alright????
IU: Ah..
Fan: You look better without a fringe, just cut it.
IU: What in the world are you talking about?!
Fan: BBcone-nim means you should just cut your fringe up to your forehead… doesn’t that siynd scary…
IU: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ That’s so amusing!!
Fan: Don’t cut your fringe. It looks good the way it is now ㅎㅎ
IU: ??? Explain this to me too
Fan: Don’t you understand what the fan was saying about you looking better without a fringe? She wants you to wear pigtails!! Goodbye fringe!!
IU: Ah pigtails.. like the hairstyle of the fifth prince in The Emperor’s Daughter?
Fan: To be honest, you look better without a fringe ㅋ it’s not like you’re trying to grow one. Cutting it is better.
IU: Are you asking me to wear pigtails too?
Fan: Jieunah, you’re not going to act in a movie?
IU: Mods, this unnie is using banmal (informal language)! Demote her Demote!!
Fan: (Insert pic) Do your fringe like this.
IU: Omo! This pic is pretty.
Fan: It’s good to have a fringe… Don’t cut it……
IU: ..ㅎ.. Star candies (female fans) you understand how I feel right now, right?
Fan: I think it’ll look good if you part your fringe down the middle. Is that a braid?
IU: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Here’s a new interpretation
(Another fan trying to interpret the situation)
IU: If I cut my fringe, it’ll grow back again.. that’s right!!
Fan: The fringe is a girl’s lifeline right? Don’t cut it.
IU: Am I the only one troubled about this..
Fan: Unni cut your fringe, you look better that way
IU: Am I the only one who doesn’t understand this?!!
(Fan doubting whether the fringe will grow back again)
IU: Zomg..ㅋㅋ
Fan: Just cut it and wear a fringe piece.. what are you being troubled about??
IU: How do you attach a piece to a fringe? Mod, demote this unnie
Fan: If you don’t cut your fringe, you look more mature than if you cut it, isn’t that right?
IU: Nope.
Fan: If you miss your fringe one day, just pull the rest of your hair to the front.
IU: This wasn’t done by pulling my hair forward, but by attaching a fringe piece.. ah so that’s what attaching a fringe piece is about! Jamjam unnie cancel the demotion!!
Fan: For guys, cutting the fringe means there’s none left!
IU: New knowledge..
IU: I’m going to have to rest now @_@ Goodnight everyone I’m not going to cut my fringe for the time being! Not cutting it and keeping the goddess hair ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sorry for starting the dispute (about cutting the fringe or not) Goodnight, everyone!
Translated by squishy with love
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